WATCH: How not to play out from the back - MK Dons gift Portsmouth opening goal

Any child that played football at school still has those wise words ringing in their ears from their PE teacher - "never play the ball across your own box"!

Clearly the MK Dons defenders did not listen in their early school days, as they attempted to pass out from a goal-kick, only for it to go horribly wrong.

To make matters worse, this gift was presented to Portsmouth after only four minutes, setting the hosts up perfectly for a 3-1 victory.

By the way, Pompey have scored 14 goals in eight matches, so we don't think they need any extra help scoring.