Tom Carnduff's (@TomCarnduff) opening Super Sunday cheat sheet focused on an ultimately madcap clash at the Bridge. Will east London be as entertaining as west?
1pt Jarrod Bowen to score anytime at 9/2 (General)
Jarrod Bowen 1+ shots on target
Nicolas Jackson 1+ offsides
Enzo Fernandez 1+ fouls
10+ corners
Dear reader. As I write this, I am very sad. Our team have been subjected to bids from Chelsea...AND PURCHASED BY THE BENEVOLENT GENERAL BOEHLY. ALL HAIL BOEHLY AND HIS GLORIOUS NEW REGIME! Sincerely, little girl.
There's a Simpsons quote for everything, and I've been reading the transfer gossip columns with the same look of concern that Lisa has on her face as she gets the latest update from her pen pal.
Chelsea are stocking up on talent again in an effort to challenge for Premier League glory. A total pushing £1billion in the space of a year in far contrast to West Ham, who are still looking to fully reinvest the £105m they gained from Declan Rice's departure.
They're even money to win here but I'm staying clear of anything to do with Chelsea in match markets until I've seen them for a few weeks.
Hardly helpful when they feature in back-to-back Super Sunday games, I know.
With the away side fancied with the bookmakers, your value comes in taking JARROD BOWEN TO SCORE ANYTIME at what appears a huge price of 9/2.
I liked this price anyway, but seeing David Moyes reveal that he's considering using Bowen as a striker only serves to benefit this selection.
"Jarrod is becoming our major goalscorer," he said after the draw with Bournemouth.
"There’s a lot of talk about needing to buy a centre-forward but I’m going to see if Jarrod could do the job.
"He’s got the instincts and the sharpness. Hull played him at centre-forward so it’s not me trying to be a genius."
Bowen's season began in fantastic fashion with a goal from six shots against the Cherries. He has the potential to continue that on Sunday.
If you're looking for a little more reliability, and aiming to build a multiple, BOWEN TO HAVE 1+ SHOTS ON TARGET is something I like the look of too.
He averaged 2.0 shots per game in the Premier League last season, and 0.68 shots on target per home game.
A potential position switch will only serve to benefit this.
Nicolas Jackson had a strong start to life in a Chelsea shirt despite not finding the net last time out.
He appeared lively, taking a match-high total of four shots with two of those on target - again, no player had more.
Jackson also led the match in OFFSIDES, with his two coming in the space of six second-half minutes.
It's hardly a surprise to see last week's numbers when we consider he was caught offside once every two games on average in La Liga last season.
ENZO FERNANDEZ was booked in the draw with Liverpool, and he's an appealing selection for 1+ FOULS again in this contest.
The midfielder averaged 0.6 fouls per league game following his January switch to Stamford Bridge last season.
One was deemed enough by the referee for a booking last weekend.
I've not had a CORNERS bet this season but this could be a game that can hit double figures.
Backing 10+ will bump the price of any multiple enough to justify its inclusion, with Bournemouth managing this themselves against West Ham last weekend.
Game state is a big factor in corner betting and this looks like a fixture that will benefit it given that it's the first home contest of the season for Moyes' men.
Recent home games against the 'big six' have seen high tallies in this area - there were 11 against Manchester United, 11 against Chelsea, nine against Liverpool and nine against Arsenal in the second half of last season.
James Ward-Prowse is at West Ham now so they may well target set-piece situations even more than previously.
David Moyes has a fully fit squad to choose from and is likely to give James Ward-Prowse his debut, allowing Lucas Paqueta to play in a more advanced position.
For Chelsea, Reece James has been ruled out for another significant period, this time with a hamstring injury.
He'll join summer addition Christopher Nkunku, who is unlikely to play again this year, and Wesley Fofana, another long-term absentee, on the sidelines.
Defender Benoit Badiashile is also likely to miss out.
West Ham: Areola; Coufal, Zouma, Aguerd, Emerson; Soucek, Ward-Prowse; Bowen, Paqueta, Benrahma; Antonio
Chelsea: Sanchez; Gusto, Disasi, Silva, Colwill, Chilwell; Fernandez, Caicedo; Chukwuemeka, Sterling; Jackson
Odds correct at 1440 BST (18/08/23)
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